Monday, September 11, 2006
French author slams 'vulgar, aggressive, unprincipled, consumerist' Britons!
Read this Who does this jumped up,stupid little Froggy tart think she is?"They have no understanding of philosophy, beauty or art" Hasn't "Little Miss Garlic breadth" heard of William Shakespeare,T.S.Eliot,Christopher Marlow,Henry James Byron,Noel Coward,Thomas Elyot,Samuel Taylor Colridge,Thomas Gainsborough,William Blake,Damien Hirst,Thomas Chippendale,John Constable,Edward Elgar,George Frideric Handel,Charlotte Bronte,Robert Browning,George Byron or Lewis Carroll to name but a few,English playwrights,philosophers,artists,and poets-There's hundreds more I could mention,proving, without doubt,our lack of understanding of the art's!
"It is a kingdom of narrowly educated specialists" -Ever heared of John Nash,Robert Adams,Isambard Kingdom Brunel or maybe Christopher Wren?(He built a little known pile called ST.Pauls Cathedral,you ignorant French twat!)or should I mention "Narrowly educated" Sir Robert Stephenson,who I do believe,whilst tinkering in his potting shed,built "The Rocket" the worlds first steam train?Here's a few more unknown "Uneducated" Englishmen who didn't amount to much:Sir Walter Raleigh,Captain James Cook,Sir Francis Drake,Captain Robert Scott,Horatio Nelson,Arthur Wellsley(The Duke of Wellington)Chay Blythe and Winston Churchill-Thank God for their bad educations(Especially Churchill's,I do believe the French would all be speaking German if that "total failure" had ever bothered going to school!)
"our countryside resembled an "immense theme park"-Oh yes the Lake district's a total eye-saw and as for Devon and Cornwall,Ghastly places,rolling hills and meadows,breathtaking views-Utterly horrible!Let's not even mention the Yorkshire Dales or Norfolk,disgusting places!-Has this dozy,Froggy imbecile ever bothered looking
out of her window,or is she too busy eating snails and pouring garlic on her corn flakes?As far as I'm concerned Madamoselle Poirier can shove her "Brit-Hating" work of fiction up her overweight fat Derie"
"It is a kingdom of narrowly educated specialists" -Ever heared of John Nash,Robert Adams,Isambard Kingdom Brunel or maybe Christopher Wren?(He built a little known pile called ST.Pauls Cathedral,you ignorant French twat!)or should I mention "Narrowly educated" Sir Robert Stephenson,who I do believe,whilst tinkering in his potting shed,built "The Rocket" the worlds first steam train?Here's a few more unknown "Uneducated" Englishmen who didn't amount to much:Sir Walter Raleigh,Captain James Cook,Sir Francis Drake,Captain Robert Scott,Horatio Nelson,Arthur Wellsley(The Duke of Wellington)Chay Blythe and Winston Churchill-Thank God for their bad educations(Especially Churchill's,I do believe the French would all be speaking German if that "total failure" had ever bothered going to school!)
"our countryside resembled an "immense theme park"-Oh yes the Lake district's a total eye-saw and as for Devon and Cornwall,Ghastly places,rolling hills and meadows,breathtaking views-Utterly horrible!Let's not even mention the Yorkshire Dales or Norfolk,disgusting places!-Has this dozy,Froggy imbecile ever bothered looking
out of her window,or is she too busy eating snails and pouring garlic on her corn flakes?As far as I'm concerned Madamoselle Poirier can shove her "Brit-Hating" work of fiction up her overweight fat Derie"
Comments:
<< Home
Ok,before any "Know-it-alls" comment that Arthur Wellsley,the Duke of Wellington,was in fact Irish I know that!-But in honour of him defeating the French at Waterloo I've made him an "Honoury Englishman"!(It's my blog and I make the rules!)
Post a Comment
<< Home
