Monday, October 09, 2006
It's l'amour: one in five Britons would rather be French!
Read this I don't fucking think so!-I'm English,English,English!!-Monsh tout Rodney!-I'm as English as the Queen of England!(What do you mean she's Half German and married to a Greek?)I eat proper English food like Aromatic crispy duck pancakes,chicken Korma with pilau rice and Dominoe's meat feast-I drink proper English drinks like Jacob's Creek Shiraz,Stellar Artois and Jack Daniels and I go on Holiday to proper English places like Pathos,Barcelona and Paris....oh Bugger,maybe I'm a frog already?-How can you tell?I don't own a strippy T-shirt or a beret and I haven't got an outrageous moustache!I haven't started digging up snails in my garden for a snack and I wash almost every day,I can't be French surely?-When I was in the British Army I never had the inclination to surrender once and BOTH my parents are married TO EACH OTHER-No that clinches it I'm definitely not French!