Monday, July 31, 2006
The Darwin Awards
Read this Excellent web site-An example below!"This account of an aircraft accident is quoted directly from the National Transportation Safety Board report, with comments added in [brackets] for clarity.
Aircraft: PIPER PA-34-200T, Registration: N47506
Injuries: 2 Fatal.
The private pilot and a pilot rated passenger [two pilots] were going to practice simulated instrument flight. Witnesses observed the airplane's right wing fail in a dive and crash. Examination of the wreckage and bodies revealed that both occupants were partially clothed and the front right seat was in the full aft reclining position. [The pilots had converted the co-pilot seat to a bed.] Neither body showed evidence of seatbelts or shoulder harnesses being worn. [They were lying on the bed.] Examination of the individuals' clothing revealed no evidence of ripping or distress to the zippers and belts. [Their lack of clothing seemed to be voluntary.]
The National Transportation Safety Board determines the probable cause(s) of this accident as follows:
The pilot in command's improper in-flight decision to divert her attention to other activities not related to the conduct of the flight. [The pilot and co-pilot were having sex, and nobody was flying the plane.] Contributing to the accident was the exceeding of the design limits of the airplane leading to a wing failure. [The lack of a pilot caused the plane to fly erratically, over-stressing the wing and leading to a crash.]"
The future of Britains WMDs
Read this This is very disturbing!"The unfortunate reality for the British people is that,unknown to them,
they have a nuclear weapon that is not independent and is committed to support
unrealistic US-led policy for the military use of nuclear weapons. It is not
realistic to support a replacement for Trident and also complain that Britain is
too closely associated with America . The UK should cease to try to keep up
appearances and adopt a policy based on the reality that it is not an
independent nuclear power. Trident should not be replaced and should be phased
Russia's arsenal has 927 nuclear delivery systems!
Read this So much for the end of the "Cold war"!(IT sends a shiver down my spine!)
NATO Takes Over in Southern Afghanistan
Read this It would be nice to see some other NATO countries there but I won't hold my breath!While do I get the feeling that it's the start of a very long and bloody conflict,just look at the history of the region,paticulary our abysmal record there(The Afghans hoofed us three times in the nineteenth century!)And the Soviet Union was brought to its knees by these "Primitive mountain men" who have been fighting continual guerila warfare for over two hundred years-I think they're quite good at it now! Let's face it,We haven't got a hope in hell unless we commit a lot more troops,and the "Politburo" or the British public won't allow that!(By a lot more- the mountanous terrain could absorb the entire British Army and you wouldn't know they were there!)We should pull out now and let them sort out their own problems before more British lives are lost on a "Forlorn Hope"!
Fight for freedom
Army field manual-Map reading and Land navigation
Read this Very useful if you let the missus have the map!
Once upon a time there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth.
One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down.
"Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm going. In fact, since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am."
"It's quite OK," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out what you are, so at least you'll have that going for you."
"Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I'd say that you must be a bunny rabbit."
"Oh, thank you! Thank you," cried the bunny, in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all over with my paw, and help you the same way that you've helped me."
So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're smooth and slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I'd say you must be French!".
On this day
1423-Hundred years war- Battle of Cravant The French army is defeated at Cravant on the banks of the river Yonne by the English Army!
1917-The Third Battle of Ypres starts in Flanders.1954-First ascent of K2 by an Italian expedition led by Ardito Desio. 1970-Black Tot Day: The last day of the officially sanctioned Rum ration in the Royal Navy!
Ken or the conger: it's a close call!
Read this Commiecal Ken must go! The conger eel's less slippery and more inteligent than the current idiot!The eel gets my vote!
The children went to sleep believing they were safe. And then Israel targeted them as terrorists
Read this Murdering scum!-How brave of a sovereign nation to bomb innocent women and children!The fact that Blair refuses still to condemn Israel's illegal action beggars belief,and shows him out in his true light-Weak willed and easily led,a doormat for George Bush to dirty his feet on whenever he feels like-Utterly nauseating and degrading for the country,who deserve a proper Prime Minister not an American controlled puppet who jumps every time his master clicks his fingers!
The USAs middle eastern policy!
Teaching right and wrong is scrapped!
Read this Has the world gone raving mad or is it just me?What the Buggery Bollocks are the idiots responsible for this inane idear thinking?-Are they capable of rational thought still or have they become blinded to common sense by years of political correct indoctrination by the "Politburo" and its "PC Army" of small minded cave dwellers?What hope has the world got if the education system fails to teach the young and impressionable the fundamental difference between right and wrong?What's next-Lessons on pornography and child abuse,what about ten easy steps to mugging a granny?Where will it end?Already the young of today lack respect and discipline and display very little social graces or manners,It worries me what properganda they have already been infected with by the "PC cockroaches" that infest our schools and universities-Time to call out the vermin control before it's too late!The Times agrees with me!
Holidaying Blair in conflict of interest over copyright law
Read this Blair again shows that the curruption in his government starts at the very top-Him!The sooner we bin the whole stinking lot of them the better!
Prescott faces police corruption probe
Read this They'd have to widen the cell door to fit the fat bastard in!
Sunday, July 30, 2006
More UK troops to face Taliban
Read this Here we go!-Before long we'll all be out there,another pointless war in a country that dosen't want us there,fighting someone elses enemy!
PM backs Israel bomb flights
Read this This disgraceful and immoral act by Blair makes the UK an accomplice to state sponsored murder by Israel!How the "Not so Prime minister"can allow these obscene weapons on UK soil is beyond me-The blood of thousands is on his hands!Shame Shame Shame!
Secret report warns of migration meltdown in Britain!
Read this Don't let anymore in,it's simple!If the politburo don't act soon it will be too late!What will it take before they aknowledge there's a problem-Civil war?
I tried so hard
Friday, July 28, 2006
Getting it Right for Once
Read this The "Snatch" was never the right vehicle,it was always bollocks!
Mr Blair goes to Washington
Read this Spineless,brown nose,toady,American lacky!
American foreign policy!
Commander Donald Swift DSC and Bar
Read this A true hero Finaly sunk!
Jehovah's Witness joke fails to amuse the police
Read this A discraceful waste of police time and resources which should be devoted to keeping our streets free from crime!
25-stone pig is no Babe anymore!
Read this That's why they invented the BBQ!-Hog roast,Yum!
Thursday, July 27, 2006
The "Two Faced" kid rides into town!
Unpicking the philosophy of faith schools
Read this A voice of reason,let's hope he's heard!
Why Labour despises the family!
Read this LIEbour are against the family unit because it stands for everything that they despise-Morals,commitment,loyalty,decency,respect,family values and the correct way to live!
Couple forced apart after 69 years together!
Read this This is discraceful bureaucracy of the worst kind!-The government treats scumbag convicts better than they have these pensioners-SHAME SHAME SHAME!After fighting for your country and a lifetime of work and contributing to this nation this is the reward they get,a national discrace!
Out now in all LIEbour stores!
Inquiry calls over 'out of control' immigration system
Read this It's going from bad to worse,can anything else go wrong with this complete "Farce" of an immigration system?The whole bag of rotten apples that is the home office is shown in its true light,meanwhile,while the immigration and Nationality Directorate slowly drowns in a sea of recriminations,alligations and hypocrisy the floodgate,which is our border,is wide open,with an endless flow of humanity gushing in out of control daily!
Beckett's outrage at U.S. for flying bombs to Israel via Britain!
Read this Is that a backbone I see Mrs Beckett?-Finaly a voice in the "Politburo" speaking out against the "Special relationship"!-The only thing that seems to be "special" about it is it's totaly one sided in favour of America!
PM 'should not be allowed to send troops to war without approval'
Read this There was once a dream called "Democracy" perhaps this is the start to realising that dream once more!
The real Bush!
Wednesday, July 26, 2006
IRAQ: Government donates $35 million to Lebanon!
Read this An act that humbles us all!-Iraq is in flames daily and is desperate for as much money as possible to rebuild its own war ravaged country but,by this one act of charity,the new Iraqi government shows the world the true meaning of compassion and demonstrates that it is moving towards a true democracy!It puts us to shame!
Wing Commander Carl 'Moose' Fumerton DFC and Bar,AFC
Read this Finaly shot down,a true hero lost to us!
You can't sink on a yellow line
Read this Traffic Nazi!-And she's not white,what a shock!
Another shameless photo opportunity!
Hat tip Beau Bo D'or Shamelessly right clicked!
It's hot. Should you store your red wine in a fridge?
Read this sacrilege!-Red wine doesn't last long enough to make it to the fridge in my house!
Controls on illegal immigrants will not be in place until 2014!
Read this What utter bollocks!-Why can't they check everyone now,How hard is it?Stop everyone who arrives in Britain at the border,ask for ID,if we don't like them -Kick the scumbags out,What's the problem with that?Does the "Politburo" think we're all as thick and gullible as a Labour backbencher?They have to stop lying to us,get a grip and sort this problem out NOW NOW NOW!Otherwise it will spiral out of control and we'll all have to start learning Arabic!(A beard dosn't suit me,I don't like goat sex and there's no way I'm wearing a "Man dress"!)
Hundreds of corruption inquiries at Immigration
Read this Utterly appaling-sack the lot of them and get us someone who can do the job and protect this country's borders!
Muslim full-body swimsuits join the beach bikinis
Read this Why don't they let their woman wear what they want,backward,medievil,brainwashed tossers!
Divorce costs husband the estate his family has held since winning it from Henry V
Read this Money grabbing bitch!-How can this evil bloodsucker need £60,000 a year to live on?Throw the wench out into the gutter where she belongs!
Saddam prefers shooting to hanging
Read this String the murdering scumbag up from the tallest tree!-He never gave his victims any choice so why should he get any better?(If they can't find any one to do it I will and I've even got my own rope!)
New security Warning!
Labour 'sellout' to give EU flag same status as Union Jack!
Read this Discraceful!-Ban the insulting rag don't legalize it!It's bad enough that we were forced to have it on our passports and number plates,without being asked(Call me old fashioned but I thought we're supposed to be a democracy?)let along encourage the inane thing to be flown antwhere at all!Burn every one you see-That's what I say!The EU can shove its burocratic,interfering head up its own backside-The only place it can hear what it's been saying as it always talks out of its arse anyway!!
Men may be banned from daring to bare their chests!
Read this Are they mad?-So now we're going to have the "Shirt" police wasting taxpayers money hassling men,who are doing nothing wrong but trying to keep cool in the heat,when they should be out catching real criminals!Another blow for democracy and common sense!
Victory for dead soldiers' families over Iraq inquiry
Read this About time too!-Let's see Blair try to wriggle out of this one!
860th in Iraq
Monday, July 24, 2006
A tipple a day keeps the doctor away!
Read this I must be fit as fuck then!
Britain set for 'significant social problems' by using immigrant workers!
Read this No shit Sherlock!
Prescott under fire as Dome made frontrunner for super-casino
Read this Corrupt,Fat,Northern Git!Hat tip Beau Bo D'or Right clicked with glee!
Sunday, July 23, 2006
Red Ken joins the "Bullshitvic" ballet!
Commiecal Ken introduces his new PR team!
On this day
1885-18th President of the United States Ulysses S. Grant died of throat cancer.1973- Monica Lewinsky White House intern and Presidential "Head" giver was born-Happy birthday Molly,how about a "Blowy"?1986- Prince Andrew,Duke of York marries Sarah Ferguson at Westminster Abbey-Was it realy 20 years ago?
Hat tip Beau Bo D'or Shamelessly right-clicked!
Wing-Commander “Bob” Rayner, DFC, AFC
Read this The sad passing of another true British hero!
US failure to ratify 'boosts Blair critics'
Read this Proof that our"Special relationship" with the USA only goes one way!(And I can't believe that the "Irish-American lobby" are still blinded by the IRAs American generated false romantic image,especially after 9/11,are they realy that nieve?!)
Families jam Beirut to escape rising violence
Read this Has anyone got a spare copy of the "Geneva Convention"?-Israel appears to have misplaced theirs!
Don't make a sound!
Bombproof vehicles for troops in Iraq!
Read this About time to!I don't believe it,the MOD's actualy going to spend some money and,even more bizare,on something that works and the Army realy needs!Wonders never cease!-It's a shame this vehicle wasn't introduced two years ago though,when it first became apparent that the equipment in service was woefully inadequate for the job in hand.Dozens of British soldiers' lives could have been saved and hundeds spared avoidable wounds if we had been given these vehicles sooner.Having personally been forced to used both the "Wolf" and "Snatch" landrovers in Iraq in 2004 I can say that I was extremely aware,on an almost hourly basis,how useless and dangerous they realy were!Two out of every three "Snatches" broke down every day,some almost as soon as we drove out of the gates!The Snatch was top heavy,a bitch to drive,the brakes were bollocks and its so called "Armour" was a joke!We had to "bungee" the rear doors open because the catches were useless and we needed more firepower facing to the rear,the perspex screens around the "topcover" hatch were just an anoyance and we held them flat with small stones to keep them out the way,there weren't enough fire extinguishers to go around,which was a big worry,as the snatch went up like a bbq when lit and petrol bombs were common as flies in Basrah.All in all it was bollocks!As regards the "Wolf" landrover that was even worse!All the wolf is is a normal SOFT TOP "lanny" with a zooped up engine without the governers.The lucky ones had window protection kits which were basicaly grills purpose built that fitted over the windscreen and two side windows.(I forget the proper army name for these kits)Most didn't have any protection at all and we had to "Jery rig" our own kits out of bits of grill found around the base,I even saw chiken wire used!We cable tied bits of metal tracking along the sides,some teams even used stolen landrover doors!We had to steal breakdown kits,because there weren't enough to go around(after breaking down in the middle of the desert,miles from any help,without a working radio and having to rely on a mobile phone that only sometimes worked,we weren't going to take that chance again-All we needed that day,unbelievably,was a simple tow rope!)Let's hope the troops on the ground get this vehicle asap before more lives are lost or ruined by the government's "penny pinching" and incompetence!
'Ministry of vice' fills Afghan women with fear!
Read this Why did we even bother?-Time to leave,I think!
Migrant fear over 45,000 'undersirables'!
Read this Don't let the scumbags in!We need to leave the EU before its' inane,self rightious rules infests us with the lice and vermin of the world!
Welcome to Blair's Britain!
Proof that Blair is Bush's poodle ... president calls him 'My boy'!
Read this Nauseating,spineless,brown nose tosser!
Outcry as border guards seize British 'dirty bomb' lorry heading for Iran!
Read this unbelievable!How many of these deliveries have got through undetected?Lack of proper border control has left this country wide open to attack,we will never be safe until the "Politburo" get a grip of our borders and provide us with the protection that we are entitled to and should be getting but are not because of their incompetence and lack of moral fibre to put this countries interests above that of the rest of the world.A good start would be to send the European Union and the European court of Human rights packing,as that interfering,Political correct,beurocratic weight aound our necks is drowning us in a sea of red tape and rules and regulations that have no bearing on Britains interests or needs!We need to be protected now,not in ten years time!It's not hard we're an island for god's sake!-You can only get here by plane ,boat or train,just check the people and deliveries getting off them-How hard is that?Oviously too hard for the incompetent clowns in office at the moment,unfortunately for us!The clock has started ticking for a dirty bomb atrocity in this country,it's no longer a matter of what if but when?Until we get some sensible and positive action from the government on border control,we are in danger.I'm not going to hold my breath until this happens however,instead I'm off to the used nuclear shelter sale to see if I can pick up a bargain!
MI5 fears Hezbollah terror attacks in Britain
Read this That's all we need,those lunatics kicking off over here!It will be just our luck if Israel's dirty little unjust war spills over into Britain,though the "Politburo" aren't exactly doing us any favours by supporting Israel's illegle actions against the Lebonese and sending out a "We're your enemy too now,please attack us!" signal to Hezbollah and any other Islamic nutcase who wants to jump on the "Jihad bandwagon" and hold a "Blow up an infidel for Allah" day in the UK!The situation in the middle East has got "Sweet FA" to do with us and the sooner President Blair and his lapdogs of the government realise this the better for all of us!
Saturday, July 22, 2006
Improvised Explosive Devices (IEDs) / Booby Traps
Read this Everything you wanted to know about IEDs,but were afraid to ask!Very good website,I wish I knew more of this information before my tour of Iraq in 2004-Might have helped a wee bit!
On this day
- Godfrey of Bouillon elected first Defender of the Holy Sepulchre of The Kingdom of Jerusalem1298- Battle of Falkirk Edward I (Longshanks) of England and his longbowmen defeat William Wallace and his scottish schiltrons outside the town. 1812-Napoleonic Wars: Peninsular War Battle of Salamanca
. British forces led by Arthur Wellesley (later the Duke of Wellington) defeat French troops near Salamanca, Spain1946- King David hotel bombing Irgun bombs King David Hotel in Jerusalem, headquarters of the British civil and military administration, killing 90.-We didn't respond with airstrikes against innocent civilians though!
Prescott's legacy: a grim unpleasant land
Don't mention the murder - how Hawaii forgot Capt Cook
Read this Captain Cook got cooked!(I hope he gave them the shits!)
John Cleese and Peter Cook
British capture Iraqi bombs mastermind
Read this Well done lads,nice to hear some good news for a change!
A world in peril!
Read this Max Hastings tells us as it is!
Government giving Israel 'green light', accuses Short!
Read this Finaly a politician with morals-Well done Clare Short,a small island of decency in a sea of hypocrisy!
Unfortunately not a joke!
662,000 immigrants given NI numbers!
Read this Criminal negligence and incompetence!-What the flying F word do the "politburo" think they are doing?If they let this mass immigration carry on unchecked pretty soon "The streets WILL run with rivers of blood"!Already there's too many immigrants here-We don't want or need any more!Slam the door shut now Blair before it's too late!15000,who just came here in 2005,are claiming state benefit handouts that they have no right to!How many more are who arrived before that date?How can someone who wasn't born here, has never contributed to our economy or served in the armed forces be eligible for state benefits?Why are they allowed free housing,when we already don't have enough council houses for us?Why are they allowed to free National health care,clogging up our already overstreahed NHS and draining away money and resources that they don't deserve?How many proper citizens of this country have died because their rightful treatment or operation was given to an illegal immigrant first?This year alone,3000 of the malingerers did not even attempt to work and claimed incapacity benefit as soon as they got off the plane!How many more are doing this from previous years?-That's a figure I bet the "Politburo" won't want to get out!"Come to welfare Britain,get a free house,free medical treatment,ahead of the indigenous poulation,and money for life without ever having to do a days work"!-That's the signal being sent around the world at the moment by our so called "Government" and who wouldn't answer that call?If I could get the same in a western country I'd be there like a shot,we all would!This has to end now before we lose everything that makes us who we are-Our British national identity,which very soon will cease to exist forever!
Three-year-olds to be taught about gay relationships!
Read this! Are the N.U.T NUTS!-Do they actually listen to the words coming out of their mouths or are they so blinded to common sense and decency by "Political Correct" doctrine and propaganda that they don't understand the obscenity that they are proposing?Teach three year olds about gay relationships?-Nuaseating!Children lose their innocence soon enough these days anyway without having to confront and confuse them with images and thoughts of these obscene,disgusting and UNATURAL acts!We should be PROTECTING children from this sort of filth not encouraging it!Teachers have a huge responsibility and a sacred trust to mold our children into respectful,decent,law abiding members of society,If they want to teach this kind of obscenity what other sort of rubbish and filth are they filling our childrens head's with?The "PC Nazis" have gone too far,Gay relationships are not normal and I for one would not want any child of mine told any different!The sooner the spinelesss,PC idiots who falsely call themselves our government realise that most decent people don't like or tollerate the "Gay brigade" and find their actions disgusting and unaceptible in civilised society the better!
Thugs, thieves and vandals to be let off with just a caution!
Read this Are they raving mad?-Let knife carrying thugs and thieves off with a caution?This is exactly the type of "politically correct" motivated hogwash that's encouraging so much crime in the first place!Instead of reducing the Courts service budget there should be a significant increase,to allow them funds to actually do the job they're supposed to be doing-Convicting criminals and sending them to prison!When are the "Politburo" going to wind their necks in and wake up to the fact that this country desperately needs a proper criminal justice system that actually is seen to punish criminals and not pamper to their every need and hand out "Joke" sentences!If the prisons are overcrowded,BUILD NEW ONES!How hard is that,so more taxpayers money may have to be spent-Good,that's what it should be used for,keeping us safe from crime and punishing the wrongdoers!If the "headshed" don't get a grip soon,it will be too late and crime will spiral out of control with our green and pleasant land becoming a cesspool of crime and fear.Is that the inheritance we want our children to have?
Japan troops withdraw from Iraq
Friday, July 21, 2006
Prescott forced to take stock!
Thursday, July 20, 2006
Our worst nightmare!
Unless we kick out "Commiecal" ken this could happen!
An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are visited by a genie who grants them one wish each.
The Englishman wishes he was transported to a beautiful paradise.
The American wishes he was rich and famous.
The Frenchman wishes the Englishman and the American were back to make his mind up for him!
On this day
1304-King Edward I of England takes Stirling Castle ,the last rebel stronghold in the Wars of Scottish Independence. 1881-Indian Wars:Sioux Chief Sitting Bull leads the last of his fugitive people in surrender to United States troops at Fort Buford, Montana1944-World War II: Adolf Hitler survives an assassination attempt (known as the July 20th plot led by German Army Colonel Claus Von Stauffenberg
Classic-The train sketch
EU squads to tackle migrants
Read this Typical EU bureaucracy!-The solution is simple-Close all the borders and only allow authorised people across,how easy is that?
The doctors who are too afraid to care for patients!
Read this And we thought the NHS was bad!
'Terrible twins' take power and declare war against EU liberals!
Read this I wonder if one of them would consider running for Prime Minister over here?
Britain fears assault on Hezbollah will backfire!
Read this No shit Sherlock!Why isn't the world condemning Israel's' actions?-I'm sure if Iran started shelling Basrah or if the United Kingdom carried out airstrikes on West Belfast the world's media and heads of state would fall over themselves to be the first to speak out against such atrocities!But hey presto!-Because it's poor little,always picked on,friend of the West Israel,it's ok for them to bomb and murder who they like!The hypocrisy of it makes me puke!
Anti-terror airline cutlery takes off !
Read this Anti-terror cutlery?-What a load of bollocks!Here's an idear,what about a proper "Anti-terror" law to stop the murdering scumbags even setting foot in Britain,with proper border control,and kicking any possible "bearded" suspects staight out back to the camel dung infested sandpits they came from!And as to any "Home grown" scumbags,well that's easy,I believe the charge used to be "Treason" and we all know the punishment that that brings!(I believe the axe and block are still kept in the Tower of London,eagerly awaiting to be reused on the deserving!
British anger at terror celebration
Read this An utter discrace,it just shows what hypocrites the Jews realy are!They created the state of Israel through terrorism,murdering British soldiers,somtimes in the most disgusting ways!With all the problems in the middle east it's easy to forget that the jews are just arabs themselves and most of the problems in that part of the world they caused to start with!
Islamabad tourist information!
Voice of moderate Islam
Read this Let's hope they get a grip and start cleaning out their own house!
Average cost of a home 'to hit £300,000 in five years'!
Read this An utter discrace!How can anyone afford £300,000 for a house-Only on a monopoly" board(In London you might get a small shoebox for that!)And just try and get a council property if you're not an ethnic minority,"asylum seeker"(illegal immigrant),gay(Perverted deviant) or a "one parent family"(Slapper who got herself up the duff so she could get a house!) -you've got no chance,I know-I've tried,I'm white,single,middle aged,I like woman and I served my country in the British Army-No chance,do not pass go and forget the £200!Perhaps if I put on an eastern European accent and wore a "Bronski beat" t-shirt I might stand more of a chance!
Rise in muggings embarrasses Reid
Read this Not a shock seeing as you rarely spot a "Bobby" on the beat these days!Where's all the new police we were promised and how many of the criminals were "Asylum Seekers"?As I meantioned in my previous comment below,time to consider "Zero Tolerance"!
Children afraid to play in the park
Read this The sad result of a too lenient criminal "justice" system!It started at school with teachers powers to discipline unruly children being reduced from the cane or the slipper,which I had as a child and I believe it worked,to having a quiet word with the young brat and trying to point out the error of his/her ways,which quite obviously dosen't work seeing the behaviour of school kids today.Next add a patheticaly lenient juvenile court system,in some cases not even punishing young offenders but sending them on all payed for holidays to Disneyland,and finaly add the totally inadequate sentences that the courts hand out for anything from shoplifting to murder and rape.Put it all together and you have a total disregard for the law and the correct way to behave in civilized society.Two days ago a wedding party in the north of England was stoned by a gang of yobs,daily we see on the news examples of anti-social behaviour that twenty years ago would have resulted in a prison sentence,but now you're lucky if the police even bother to attend."Zero tolerance" worked in New York,cutting anti-social behavour and crime dramatically,I believe it's time for the powers that be to consider trying it here,then perhaps our children might feel safe enough to play in our parks without fear,as we remember doing ourselves when we were young.
Parliament to rebuke Prescott over ties to US tycoon
Read this Resign you fat,useless,northern git!
Wednesday, July 19, 2006
Housing apartheid comes to town!
Read this Not a shock,more proof that we're second class citizens in our own country!If there was an "All white" housing association it would be hammered in the press,MPs would happily slam it as racist and unfurl their Poliical correct banners up high for all to see,however,apperently,if you're an "Ethnic minority" different rules apply..Well if immigration continues unchecked pretty soon the white indigenous population of Britain will be an "Ethnic Minority perhaps then we'll start getting treated fairly!"
UK4U-Support our troops!
Read this A very good idear!I remember getting what we called "Red Cross Parcels" in both Northern Ireland and Iraq and they made a difference!
Thought of the day
Why can't women understand when you say:"I'm going out for a pint" you realy mean:"I'm going out to get totaly shitfaced and will return at stupid o'clock stinking of beer and cigarettes and covered in a half eaten Kebab!"
New flight safety procedure!
Three guys, an Englishman, a Frenchman and an American are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it.
"I will give you each one wish, " says the genie.
The American says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in America." With a blink of the genie's eye, 'FOOM' - the land in America was forever made fertile for farming.
The Frenchman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around France, so that no one can come into our precious country." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' - there was a huge wall around France.
The Englishman asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out."
The Englishman says, "Fill it up with water!"
On this day
1733-Wars of Scottish Independence Battle of Halidon Hill The final battle of the war. 1588-The Spanish Armada was sighted in the English Channel. 1692-The Salem Witch trials Five women are hanged for witchcraft in Salem, Massachusetts(If only we could do that to the wicked witch of the west-Cherie Blair!)
Asta lavista Ali!
Baghdad families turn to the AK-47
Read this And I thought I was a nutter with a baseball bat under my bed!When I left Iraq in December 2004 you could buy an AK47 for $12,the price is now $350,and I bet they don't get a twelve month guarantee!
A third world war looms - but Britain has no foreign policy
Read this When are we going to get a proper Foreign Secretary(somone who can actually find Iran on a map without being told!)I'd do it for a very reasonable fee-my first act would be to invade France!
Argos delivery too slow, say prisoners
Read this You've got to be kidding me!This beggers belief,So the poor prisoners are having a rough time doing porridge,what a shame!The fact that they're allowed to mail order from Argos in the first place is appaling,what's next-visits to the local fitness center or maybe day trips to the zoo?Prison is supposed to be a punishment and a deterrent to others not to offend,it should be as unpleasant as possible to teach the scum inside a lesson!
Hamza extradition case setback
Read this Let's stop waisting tax payers money and just string the scumbag up!
We're all Germans! (and we have been for 1,600 years)!
Read this Utter bollocks!-I'm no Bosche and neithers my mum!Do I drive to work in a Tiger tank,Have I invaded Poland recently or hum Wagners'"Ride of the Valkries" while goosestepping to "Tescos" on a Friday afternoon?-No I most definitely do not!Why?Because I'm English,English,English and anyone who says different vill be taken out and shot!(OOps!)
The 450,000 failed asylum seekers still in Britain!
Read this An utter discrace!-How many of them are muslim terrorists,murderers,rapists,child molesters,burgulars and general scumbags?The "Politburo" don't know because instead of keeping them in a secure camp until their identity and any criminal record are discovered,they're simply let loose on the unsuspecting British public to carry out their acts of crime unchecked.Lock them up until we know who they are and if we don't want them,Throw them out!-how hard is that?Unfortunately The imbeciles of the government won't do this because it's not "Politicaly correct" and the European Court of human rights rattles its' blunt sabre every time a sensible idear raises its head out of the bureaucratic quagmire,the powers that be simply lack the necessary moral courage to act to protect our country from these leeches who hide under the false colours of "Asylum seeker"!
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
US Army won't extend Halliburton contract
Read this Not a shock,Having seen first hand during my tour in Iraq,a year and a half ago,the amount of waste that KBR get through on a daily basis I'm shocked that they haven't been brought to task long before!Having served several tours in Northern Ireland in the bad old days(Some would say good!)I got used to "Roughing it" a bit on active service.We didn't expect the accomodation to be four star or the food to be ought cuisine,it was adequate for the job in hand,we were at war remember(Even though the government would never admit it at the time!)However I was surprised on arriving in Basrah in May 2004 at the apparent luxury that KBR provided in all its camps.Air-conditioned accomodation is a must when you're operating in temperatures more akin to the surface of the sun,food is obviously a necessity but I did wonder at the need for five different choices at every meal with luxury deserts such as strawberry cheesecake and blackforest gateau,if you wanted somthing not on the menu you could always go to Pizza hut or Subway or one of the other fastfood conviences that sprung up in every Army camp funded by KBR.Don't get me wrong-I wasn't complaining,none of us were,who would?We were daily risking our lives(for a lie),so any luxury that came our way was gratefully recieved,however,When we didn't recieve the right vehicles,through lack of money(The Snatch "Armoured"landrover for one-A piece of junk,totally unsuitable for the job,thanks to the "Sun"newspaper for campaigning for us to get it-Bastards!)when we didn't get enough ammunition or grenades,or the right amount of support weapons,I started to wonder that perhaps I'd forgo my daily gastronomic delight,for a radio that actually worked or a Vehicle that didn't break down as soon as you drove out the main gates and stopped a bullet bigger than an air-rifle!I'd give up my meat feast with extra mushroom topping and instead have adequate air-support when we called for it.Call me Mr Picky but I thought these "Luxury" items were more worth having.Well if KBR goes off into the Iraqi sunset I may put a bid in myself,I've been known to cook a mean "Ruby Murray" and "Iceland" are doing a deal on frozen pizza at the moment!
Lieutenant-Colonel Paddy Victory OBE,MC
Read this Goodbye to a true British hero!
Cherie courts trouble again, but this time it's with the Kremlin
Read this Why can't the "Wicked Witch of the West" stop interfering in matters that don't concern her?-Once again this wide mouthed,hypocrital,leech has attached herself to another vein of opportunity and is sucking it dry,using her role as the PMs wife in her most blatant act of selfishness and opportunism to date!Shame,Shame,Shame-When will she Shut up and stop using her husbands job to get her company contracts and free publicity?-Sometimes directly going against the country's interests!The sooner this vulture,who prays on whatever scrap she can steal from her husbands political table, is bought down to earth the better for all of us!
Fawlty towers-The pyschiatrist
July 7 attacks could happen again, warns banned group's spokesman
Read this The only people stirring the muslims in Britain up are the muslim clerics themselves who,under British law,are allowed to preach hatred and intolerance,unmolested,to the weak minded and brainwashed muslim communities which need to get a grip and silence these evil warmongers,before their message of hate is absorbed by the young and impressionable.They must put their own house in order and stop blaming other people when the muslim community openly supports and hides these scumbags!
French bashing-Why,'cos they're French!
Q: What did France used to be called?
A: Germany, and then we saved them.
On this day
390BC- Roman-Gaulish Wars,the Battle of the Allia A Roman army is defeated by raiding Gauls, leading to the subsequent sacking of Rome. 64AD- The Great fire of Rome A fire begins to burn in the merchant area of Rome and soon burns completely out of control while Emperor Nero reportedly plays his lyre and sings while watching the blaze from a safe distance.1925-Adolf Hitler publishes his personal manifesto Mein Kampf (A load of bollocks!)
Dear god no!
Hat tip Theo spark He's getting very good at these!
Afghan clerics seek return of anti-alcohol police
Read this Afghanistans' first step towards democracy-reforming the religious plod to impose their will under the evil,barbaric,medievil "Sharia Law" which allows only what the brainwashed,hypocritical clerics decide and punishes anyone who has a shave or listens to Kylie with death!-Realy worth bothering to save these ungrateful people when all they want is to revert back to their old revolting ways!
Paedophile political party cannot be banned, court rules
Read this Dirty,filthy,revolting,evil scum!Unbelievable-Only in Holland would they allow these Creatures to form their own party,here's an idear,let all the nonces have their first meeting and once they're all together drop a MOAB on the whole nauseating lot of them!
200,000 head to online graveyard!
Read this What a load of bollocks!-The only grave I want to visit is Tony Blairs so I can dance on it!
Bush: 'Yo, Blair, they've got to stop doing this s***'!
Read this At last definite proof that shows Blair out to be the toadying,sniverling,brown nose doormat that we thought he was!-How a groveling,spineless,yes-man like him ever got voted to number ten completely eludes me!
Stabbed to death for defending a friend on crutches from thugs
Read this The coward scumbag who did this should go to prison for the rest of his life!Until our criminal justice system starts handing out proper sentences,as a deterent to carrying and using a knife,this sort of disgusting behaviour will continual to threaten our streets.
Monday, July 17, 2006
Guns roar,tracer flys,another British soldier dies,
Bodies heap while you're asleep,the anguished cries of widows weep.
The crack of rounds,a soldiers down,the howling scream of battle sounds.
As rockets stream into the air,the wounded shriek it isn't fair!
As fathers' sons lay down their lives,and leave behind their lonely wives,
As young men bleed into the sand,their lives cut short by strangers hand.
As dreams end suddenly in the sun,it makes you wonder what's been won?
What's worth the taking of a life,a father,son or someones wife?
What can be gained by so much pain,what reason to make horror reign?
When flags unfurl and bugles sound,why do we have to fight for ground?
Why can't we meet as honest men,and solve our problems with a pen?
Why can't we throw away our guns,our rockets,tanks and all our bombs?
And live in peace and without pain,never to see the tracer again,
Never to hear the sounds of war,of bullets,bombs and cannons roar.
Never to see a life cut short,never to see a battle fought.
Never to hear a widow cry,a wounded man scream to heaven,why?
Never to bury your own son,and wonder the reason his life was done.
If only this dream will come true,a better life for me and you.
Until that time i'd better go,to the recruiting office to join the show.
Blairs' freedom of speech!
Read this We should have daily updates like this in the national press!
Terrorist 007, Exposed!
Read this Re-open "Traitors Gate" and drown the scumbag in the Thames!
Field manual-Javelin Medium Anti-Armour weapon system
Read this Very handy if a T90 Soviet main battle tank hoves into view!
Blairs' foreign policy
Train bombers 'funded by British businessmen'
Read this This needs to be stopped now!
Wounded soldiers 'suffering MoD secrecy'
Read this An utter discrace!
Donald Rumsfeld was being heckled by a French anti-war weenie when he suddenly turned and asked the Frenchman:
"Excuse me. Do you speak German?"
The Frenchman replied "No."
Rumsfeld looked him in the eyes and said "You're welcome."
On this day
1203-The Fourth Crusade captures Constantinople by assault; the Byzantine emperor Alexius III Angelus flees from his capital into exile. 1815-Napoleonic wars,in France Napoleon surrenders at Rochefort, Charente-Maritime to British forces1917- King George V of the United Kingdom issues a Proclamation stating that the male line descendants of the British royal family will bear the surname Windsor1918-By order of the Bolshevik Party and carried out by Cheka Tsar Nicholas II his immediate family, and retainers were murdered at the Ipatiev House in Ekaterinburg, Russia.
1-24th Infantry in Iraq
British soldier killed in Iraq during anti-terror raid
Read this How many more?
What passing bells for these who die as cattle?
Only the monstrous anger of the guns.
Only the stuttering rifles' rapid rattle
Can patter out their hasty orisons.
No mockeries for them; no prayers nor bells,
Nor any voice of mourning save the choirs,-
The shrill,demented choirs of wailing shells;
And bugles calling for them from sad shires.
What candles may be held to speed them all?
Not in the hands of boys but in their eyes
Shall shine the holy glimmers of goodbyes.
The pallor of girls' brows shall be their pall;
Their flowers the tenderness of patient minds,
And each slow dusk a drawing-down of blinds.
Paedophile walks free because all the jails are full!
Read this Sex case,Sex case,Hang him,Hang him,Hang him!
At the G8 banquet...lobster, caviar and lame ducks!l
Read this Hope the hippocites choke on their fois gras!
Family on £32,000 benefits plans to sue council!
Read this Kick the ungrateful malingering spongers out into the gutter where they belong!
Governor bans warders from saying 'prisoner'!
Read this Have they gone stark raving mad?-Call scumbag prisoners "Mr" what's next?- tuck them up in bed each night with a hot water bottle!This beggers belief,prisoners should be treated in such a way as to deter them to ever offend again,prison should be hard and horrible not the holiday camp that the "Political correct nazis"insist we have now.Already,thanks to the ever interfereing European court of Human rights,prisoners can now vote in elections and are handed out unbelievably lenient sentences,no wonder crime is at an alltime high,you can literaly get away with murder these days!When are the idiots of the "Politburo" going to get a grip and show some moral courage and give this country a proper criminal justice system?
Blair leads calls for international intervention in Lebanon
Read this That's all we need,another lost cause for the British Army to die for!The current situation in Lebanon is very sad,however,what has it got to do with us?I can't believe that Blair is that stupid that he's thinking of commiting the British Army,who are already streached to breaking point,to another pointless conflict,which the British public couldn't care less about.Let the arabs sort out their own problems without needlesly putting British lives at risk-We are not the world police and the sooner that the meglomaniac in number ten realises it the better!
Friday, July 14, 2006
Iraq from above
Islamist hardliner heads for Britain!
Read this Don't let the scumbag off the plane!
Field manual-The Infantry Rifle Company
Read this All you need to know to start your own war!
A Frenchman, an American, and a Brit were all busy getting drunk in Saudi Arabia when the cops burst in. They were soon sentenced to death, but through good lawyers, the three men were able to reduce their sentence to life. As luck would have it, it was a Saudi holiday, so the judge said, "Because it's a holiday you will each recieve 20 lashes and be let go.
It is customary to grant one wish before punishment. The Brit thinks and says, "Strap a pillow on my back." They do, but it only holds for 10 lashes.
The Frenchman sees this, and requests two pillows on his back. These only hold for 15 lashes.
The judge turns to the American and says "Because you are from such a respectable country, you get 2 wishes."
The American replies, "I wish to be flogged 100 times, not 20." The judge thinks this is very honerable and asks "And your second?"
The American answers "Strap the Frenchman to my back."
Out this week!
'BNP members must not work as teachers,' union warns
Read this This cannot happen!-You cannot ban a person from any job purely because of his political beliefs,this is called Dictatorship!The BNP are a legally elected political party who have just as much right as Labour and the Tories to express their views and campaign under English law.To censure someone on the basis of his membership of any political party goes against the very fabric of our constitution and our freedom of speech.You may not like what someone is saying but you cannot take away his right to say it and be heard,that is the difference between democracy and dictatorship.The government controlled British press have never given the BNP a fair hearing,instead they've carried out a systematic slur campaign against them purely because of the BNPs refusal to compromise on the important issues of immigration and the loss of national identity within our country today.Enoch Powell was made a scapegoat almost 30 years ago when he attempted to warn the country of the dangers of mass,uncontrolled immigration and multi-culturism and he has been proved correct!The mainsteam partys have spinelessly avoided these isues for too long,chosing instead to play the insulting and lunatic "Poliical correct" card,to gain easy votes with the minorities.Only the BNP has had the moral courage to speak out against the endless flow of injustices daily heaped upon the hard working,English population in favour of a tiny minority of immigrants!I wholeheartily support the British National Party,to which I am a member,and pray that they do not give up the fight!
90,000 knives handed in during amnesty
Read this What a load of bollocks!-How can they ban knives?Go into any kitchen in the country and you would find enough razor sharp and varied cutting implements that would put a medieval torture chamber to shame!We need knives in our daily lives,it's not the knife that's the problem,It's the attitude of the person who feels he needs to carry one and use one in crime.Having an unbelieveably lenient law for offenders dosen't help either-There should be an automatic jail sentnce of at least two years for anyone caught carrying one and LIFE imprisonment for anyone caught using one to wound or kill,there is no difference in my eyes,It is a cowards weapon and the pain and suffering it causes should be returned two fold to the offender,then,perhaps,the scum who think about carrying and using one might think twice!
Brother jailed for 20 years over 'barbaric' honour killing
Read this String the medieval,barbaric,brainwashed,spineless,scumbag coward up!-And the rest of his tosser family!
Thursday, July 13, 2006
Cobra attack helicopter
A cannibal went into the butcher shop to buy some brains for dinner. She saw that American and British brains were $4.95 per lb and French brains were $450.00 per lb. She gasped and asked the butcher if the price of the French brains were a misprint.
"No ma'm," answered the butcher. "That is the correct price."
"Well, why are the French brains so expensive?" exclaimed the cannibal.
"Do you know how many French it takes to get a pound of brains?" replied the butcher
On this day
1772-HMS Resolution, under the command of Captain Cook sets sail from Plymouth, England 1837 - Queen Victoria of the United Kingdom moves into the first Buckingham Palace in London and is the first British monarch to live there. 1973- Alexander Butterfield reveals the existence of the Nixon tapes to the special Senate committee investigating the Watergate break in.
Fawlty Towers-The builders
Ice-cool under terror attack
Read this Never a truer word spoken.
Tarzan's son in fight for loincloth!
Read this Let's hope he washed it!
Field manual-Crew served machine guns 5.56mm / 7.62mm
Read this Very usefull to know in a pop concert!
Diplomacy American style!
'I was refused a job because I'm white!'
Read this Discraceful!-An open and shut case of political correct rasism!-what is this country coming to?-Time to leave I think!
Remains found of the flesh-eating kangaroo!
Read this Killer Kangaroos-What's next?-Vampire squirrels!
IVF: no father will be required
Read this An utter discrace!-What about the childs right to have a proper family and upbringing?This is political correctness gone mad-How can a kid grow up normal with same sex parents?-It's most definately not normal!The lifestyles of Homos and Lesbians are not somthing innocent children should be subjected to,quite the contrary-they need to be protected from it!The morals of our country and more importantly the government have slipped to a new low,what's happened to the values and beliefs that once made this country and our society in general a safe and moral place to live?The family unit has always been,since the begining of mankind,traditionally the right way to live,how can it be correct to go against our most primitive traditions?There's an example in history of a society that lost all sense of morals and what is right and correct,They were called Sodom and Gomoragh and if we are not careful we could go the same way!
Surgery is open!
'Live fast, die poor' fate of pension-shy young!
Read this Best idear yet!-I aim to have drunk myself to death long before I hit sixty five five anyway,old age is boring!
Security responsibility handed back to Iraqis
Read this The first bit of good news to come out of Iraq since the war!
Blair: 'Prescott in charge when I'm on holiday'!
read this We're doomed!-Let's hope the only important decision he has to make is which secretary to shag next!
Tuesday, July 11, 2006
The reason we're there!
Last patrol-scipio 2004
Fifth time this week!
Snatch broken down again in a very bad place!
I'd like to thank the "Sun" newspaper for campaigning without our concent or advice to get us the "Snatch" armoured landrover isued in Iraq-It's a piece of shit you interfering bastards!Stay away from things you don't understand!
Iraq driving test!
What the fuck?-Photo taken by Scipio Iraq 2004
Troops face tough fight in lawless land
Read this Here we go again!
Fanatics leave 60 dead in Baghdads streets of blood
Read this So much for regime change!-We have to get out before that place explodes!
Poll shows Prescott facing more calls to resign!
Read this Why dosn't the useless,fat,northern git just fuck off!!!
Nonce gets off light!
read this Sex case,Sex case,Hang him,Hang him,Hang him!!!
Don't meantion the war!
Monday, July 10, 2006
Sunday, July 09, 2006
The persecution of 'Captain X'
Read this An utter discrace-It should never have gone to court!All these politically correct motivated charges do is put lives at risk!The "PC Nazis" first started attacking the British Army in Northern Ireland during the time that I was serving over there with the Royal Green Jackets,with constant allegations of assaults and "Human Rights" abuses not to meantion their complete misunderstanding of "The Yellow Card",(Instructions for opening fire in Northern Ireland).The disgusting treatment of Lee Clegg who was convicted for murdering a joyrider,later being aquitted when it was deemed that his actions had been within the rules of "The Yellow Card",just highlight the risks that a split second decision,made often under the most extreme and difficult circumstances with the best intentions,can ruin a young soldiers life for ever,being sacrificed on the altar of political correctness by a spineless and moraly currupt government.Trying to soldier,when you know that if you make a mistake you won't be backed by your superiors and probably hung out to dry as a scapegoat,puts unbelievable and unfair pressure on our service men and women who,daily,are putting their lives at risk for their country.In contact with the enemy,if you hesitate you die,and other innocent people could die also.With the increasing use of suicide bombers,in the UK as well as Iraq and Afganistan hesitation,through fear of criminal charges,will result in more innocent deaths.The government MUST support the actions of our soldiers before it completly loses their loyalty and trust.
Available at all good stores!
There Be Dragons
Read this Interesting view!
According to a high ranking French source wishing to remain anonymous, French leadership was enormously relieved that Iraq was overrun by Coalition forces faster than France was overrun by Germany in WWII.
Had the French not hindered the Coalition Forces, France might have remained the world's most easily conquered nation.
This proves that Chirac is not quite as dumb as the world thinks, and that treachery has once again served France's national needs.
Field manual-M47 Dragon Medium Antitank Weapon system
Read this Very usefull if you're cut up by a bigger car!
Not now Cato!
On this day
455AD-Roman militay commander Avitus is proclaimed emperor of the Western Roman Empire.1943-World War 2 operation Husky Allied forces perform an amphibious invasion of Sicily1944-world War 2,America wins The Battle of Saipan and saipan falls
New Government funded course for "Asylum Seekers"!
The new rules of ageing
Read this I'm not old,I've just matured badly!
Stop dithering, this dictator's really got WMDs!
Read this Probably can't find North Korea on a map!(Give you a clue George it's above South Korea!)
Arrested just for looking weird!
Read this Couldn't agree more Jeremy!
Dr Evil and his smaller evil henchman!
Special forces to strike at Taliban!
Read this It's a start but 200 SAS and one more infantry battalion is clearly not enough to cope with a province the size of wales,let alone the rest of the country,which,when the proverbial hits the fan,the British Army are going to have to deal with!The sad fact is that following defence cut after cut the British Army is a mere shadow of its former self and simply does not have enough men and equipment to cope with a "war on two fronts",(A little look at history concerning the fates of two armies,one French and one German,who made the same mistake and were destroyed as a result might be useful!)We simply don't have enough soldiers to fullfil all our commitments as it is.No wonder that Argentina has started to mouth off about the Falkland Islands again,if,God forbid,they decided to invade Port Stanley tommorow there's practicaly nothing we could do about it with our current armed forces manning levels.Afghanistan is a country with a violent history of resistance against foreign invaders,they beat us three times,humiliated the Soviets and happily fight between themselves at every oportunity,simply because it's what they do best!It's vast,mountainus terrain could have been purpose built for guerilla warfare,somthing they are experts in through centuries of practise.Without commiting the entire British Army there-WE CAN'T WIN!So the only alternative is to pull out and let the Afghans sort their own problems out before more of our men and women die for a pipe dream,unfortunately the decision rests with Blair and his "Politburo"whose record of lying,cheating,incompetence and staggering indifference to the wishes of the country bode badly for our servicemen abroad.
Prescott discussed entertainment complex at dinner with tycoon
Read this Resign you usless,Fat northern git!